"Dear Comcast, You are no Fair"

This is the beginning of the letter I would like to write to Comcast. See, the problem is I would like to get HBO and the 5 local channels. That's it. I don't want Better Home Gardening channels because I don't have a garden. I don't want sports channels because I don't watch sports. I don't even want the Food Network because they have an excellent website and I can visit them online. All of these superfluous channels come with HBO (where True Blood is playing as we speak) and I don't want any of those channels.

As for the local channels, I would like to watch the Bachelor when the new season starts in January and the news while I get ready in the morning.

Comcast, is this too much to ask?

The future of my television debacle will be covered in a future post...Wish me luck! :-)

In honor of fairness, here's another one of my favorite Boston Legal quotes:

Alan Shore: Let me tell you two things about myself. I too am a lawyer, I can be terribly vindictive, and I do not play fair.

Lester Tremont: That's three things.

Alan Shore: See? Not playing fair already.